We Should Carpet Bomb Third World Call Centers

I’ve had enough. I am a man with aggression running through my veins and a brain that’s fuelled by pure methamphetamine and updated cricket scores. So please forgive me for losing my patience with the current situation.

In the past week I’ve heard of a vague associate losing $40,000 to online scammers. And I woke this morning to complaints from my own Mother about just under $1000 being withdrawn from her account to an unexplained scam.

It’s obvious to me that our government is doing close to nothing to stop these scammers. Anything less than war is an insult to my ancestors, past and present. It is time that we threaten these host nations with fire and fury. The boomerwaffen shall rise and all scammers will suffer their vengeance.

The government and corporations track every transaction, discussion and movement we make globally. They even post the locations of these degenerate scammers on the news. Yet claim that they are unable to target these scammers because they are in foreign nations. It’s literally unbelievable.

We sanction, target and go to war with foreign countries all the time. So I say we begin negotiating the public executions of these scoundrels, or take it into our own hands. I think the average Australian would happily stop the sanctions on some of these third world countries if it leads to a deal where we are able to slowly torture some of their scamming citizens. Or the opposite, where we decide to sanction and even bomb these nations that refuse. There is not one person in this great nation that likes scammers, so it’s time our government does something about it.

The only explanation possible is that our supposed leaders want us to live in constant fear of being financially attacked. It then provides them an excuse to create further tracking and security measures targeting the local population, rather than just bludgeoning the foreign scammer.

The same attitude applies to database hacks. Incidents that target our corporate and governmental databases never actually effect these institutions: instead they affect the user that was forced to give up this information. The clientele is then made to live in fear wondering where their information has gone and must waste their time changing all their relevant data. Once again this is the citizen having to pay for the faults of the governing and/or corporate body.

Creating a system of constant paranoia isn’t unexpected, considering how evil our leadership is. However it’s just worth observing how they decide to do it.