So ladies and gentlemen, we’ve been updated. I finally found the one website designer in the country that would help me in exchange for my canine teeth.
I think the site looks more professional and should help with welcoming others to our plan for world domination. For a long time I’ve believed in the motto “dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” So despite being a third grade carjacker with a fan base of Aussie shitposters, we are amping up the aesthetics here.
Things in my real life have been going well financially, so for obvious reasons I have to focus on that instead of this website. It’s my own fault that I haven’t gotten a dime from this site and instead am supporting its infrastructure with my wife’s cancer fund. I will therefore be changing this and making a donation page and guide to using crypto. Finding an anonymous or third party processor for fiat currency has become surprisingly difficult.
One idea is that I slowly transition into making content as a full time job. I’ve been a little hesitant as it may lesser the enjoyment for both me and the audience. However, the more I make financially on this project, the more I’ll be focused on it.
The other idea that is more time restraining is about making videos with a matching narration of the articles. On top of this I have some comedic sketches that we may eventually create and post. I’m not really interested in doing a political live show or debate streams unless there is a comedic device involved. It seems that there is a huge oversaturation of news streams already.
As is, this website is a place for me to gather my thoughts and complaints. So don’t view this post as a call for help, but rather me just analyzing how to move forward and improve both of our experiences.
So I hope you enjoy the cosmetic surgery we’ve performed and there will be more to come. We are going to inject so much pig fat into this site that it will be almost unrecognizable.
