First, I will openly admit that I detest the nation of Argentina. Without going into too much detail, my ancestors were scammed by the government there. We still hold a grudge and drink champagne to every crisis they endure. Argentina really hasn’t contributed anything to the world, but instead exists in perpetual financial crisis where they parasitically beg for money from others. They are so obsessed with soccer that they will happily kick a ball around while the entire country collapses around them.
Argentina is so poor that they can’t even pay attention. Argentina is so poor that ducks throw bread at them. Argentina is so poor that when they heard about the Last Supper they thought they were running out of food stamps. Argentina is so poor they open Gmail accounts just to eat the spam.
The new Argentinean President Javier Milei has been held up as some sort of libertarian savior. The jury is still out on this: since his arrival their economy is still collapsing, but at a slower rate. He has massively slashed the bureaucracy and government assistance programs. This will of course improve the budget in the short term, but time will tell if it actually improves the nations’ long term economy.
Milei is an ultra – Zionist and has even said that he is has Jewish heritage. He is another puppet of the Israeli – American empire and supports all of the same foreign policy. This includes promoting conflicts against China, Russia and Palestine.
Milei recently visited another parrot of the lame regime, Elon Musk. This is important because they took some of the most embarrassing photos that I’ve ever witnessed. I’ve laughed at our fat disgusting leader in Australia, but I’d probably kill myself if he had the appearance of Milei.
Milei looks like Wolverine from Wish. Milei looks like he started riding Harley Davidson’s in his 50s. Milei looks like he buys his shoes from Walmart. Milei looks like he gets women to call him uncle. Milei looks like the 8th dwarf called Cringey. Milei looks like if fetal alcohol syndrome had a baby.
Musk is another character that has been held up as a savior of humanity. Instead he is the probably the greatest car salesman ever to exist, and not in a good way. He pretends to support a free market, while making his fortune through government contracts. He claims to be a free speech advocate while banning those that are critical of Israel. Musk’s existence is one of a false ally to reactionaries; he exists so America can still claim they have free speech while removing dissident voices.
Musk looks like he was molested by an aunt. Musk looks like if Jimmy Neutron grew up and turned trans. Musk looks like he’s the villain Robbie Rotten from LazyTown. Musk looks like a middle aged lady that’s just turned lesbian. Musk looks like he developed Down syndrome at age 50.
My point with both Milei and Musk is they present themselves as things they are not. They present themselves as freedom fighters and what’s worse is they present themselves as cool. They are not pro – freedom and they are not cool: instead they are dorks who are propped up by the failing empire. I would stuff both these guys in lockers, and then steal their girl.
