My team and I would like to formally congratulate Andrew Wilkie on becoming transsexual, maybe. We’ve had much debate in the office over how to interpret this federal minister wearing a dress: some say he’s a cross dresser, some say he’s transsexual and some say it’s all a government plot to feminize men. Either way, we send our best wishes towards his evolution.
We also salute our veterans and a big salute goes out to Andrew Wilkie who has been a great contributor to our security: he served in the Australian intelligence organization the Office of National Assessments (ONA) and the American private defense contractor Raytheon. One interesting fact about Wilkie is that he was working for Raytheon during the September eleven attacks, a business that had offices in the World Trade Center… What was he doing on this day? Well, you’ll have to ask him.
For those unaware, Andrew Wilkie has been consistently pro – trans: even going so far to encourage the banning of anti – trans protests in Australia. He himself banned women’s rights groups from using his facilities after they wanted to print their bigoted material that stated trans people don’t exist. By banning entire female groups, this guy has rejected more women than I can ever dream of.
Many news outlets have reported that he is overly pro – trans because his ex – wife is transitioning to a man. I am personally curious about how bad of a husband you must be, for your wife to leave and then sew a fake penis onto herself. And even after all that commotion, he continues to white knight for her/him/they/whatever.
I had thought that Andrew Wilkie went transsexual years ago, when our matriarch Julia Gillard cut his balls off in front of the country. She broke his heart and all promises she made to him as part of a national humiliation to beat up all independents. Since then Andrew Wilkie has remained quiet on all fronts, falling on the excuse that because he is an independent, he can’t do anything except live on the tax funded welfare.
Despite not doing anything politically important for a decade, it’s nice to see him stepping out of the woodwork to show off his new dress. I hope to see him on the red carpets in future, locking arms with both of the Hemsworth brothers.
