Guys, democracy is totally real and a legitimate way of ruling, trust me bro. Please just trust me and stop noticing that two thirds of the electorate didn’t vote for our current leader. Please stop complaining that our representatives break all their major promises, just stop! It’s part of our democratic values that every media platform and major company promotes the exact same policies, I swear. I promise that we just need to keep voting and things will change.
Our last federal election was a choice between two fat guys nicknamed Scomo and Albo. This was a totally serious event with totally serious people involved. It’s actually great for me that these fake named figures share 99% of the same policies.
I can’t wait for the next election so I can take my government issued pencil and do my democratic duty. Don’t forget to get your democracy sausage on the way out.
