Giant congratulations to Kamala Harris on becoming the Democratic nominee and we at Vayne News are giving her our complete support.
I’ve already stated that I regret my very brief lapse of support for Trump 2024. I blame it all on a heroin induced haze and watching to many superhero movies. We all said and did a lot of insane things after the totally legitimate assassination attempt, so I’m just as guilty as anyone.
You may ask why our team of esteemed political analysts would so rapidly change our support. Well the answer is clear. Kamala Harris is a woman of almost no talent, yet she was able to climb the bureaucratic ladder and become the presidential nominee. It is pretty obvious to everyone that her success is derived from her ability to give mad head.
She will be the first blowjob president and guarantee that every man, woman and child are provided government issued blowjobs. Now some believe that this may take her the entire 4 years of presidency, but I’m confident a woman of her experience can get this done in about 6 months. There are lots of clips of her appearing drunk, and I’ve got a strong feeling that after a few drinks she’s pretty much down for anything – even if that anything includes a nationwide orgy.
A bad blowjob is enormously better than dying for Zionist wars or being forced to take endless vaccines. She isn’t even that bad of a looker (as I write this with 2 liters of beer rolling around in my stomach). That business suit probably has to go for her to start gaining in the polls. Replace it with a birthday suit and she is guaranteed victory.
No one wants to be sucked off by Biden or Trump. They would both complain about bad old knees and likely pass out before you’ve even finished. I’m sure there are many globalist powerbrokers that can attest to this. In contrast, Kamala Harris is a 59 year old spring chicken that doesn’t look a day over 45.
To those that think this is some sort of joke, I can guarantee you it’s not. Elections suck and I want them to suck even more.
