They’ve done it again. Without consulting me, every biographic film about an influential man has become a romantic drama about their relationship with a less influential woman. Enzo Ferrari, the very man that the most famous car brand is named after has had his life’s work boiled down to sleeping with two non – talented hoes. How tragic.
They focus the entire movie on a couple races, his financial troubles near the end of his life and two psychotic women that he happens to poke. Like everyone I watched the film with, we were expecting to see how the company was formed. Instead we got a depressing romantic drama that none of us asked for.
A film about Enzo Ferrari should go like this: first, we see Ferrari being discharged from World War I, his family business collapsing and him entering the racing industry as a relatively untrained figure. We then see him progress through the first company and eventually move to the more respectable Alfa Romeo as a race driver. We see him slowly winning more races, and then he is shaken by his friend’s driving deaths. He struggles to comprehend this and becomes numb. His son is born, and he finds happiness again, this also causes him to quit racing and the risks included.
The second phase focuses on his transformation from race car driver to industrial specialist. He stays partnered with Alfa Romeo and manages their racing team. This deal eventually goes up in flames and he leaves to produce parts for various racing teams. He eventually starts manufacturing complete cars and races them. He is slowly progressing when World War II breaks out and he is forced to produce weapons for Mussolini. Have a drab quick compilation of workers building weapons until the end of the war. We then cut to Ferrari revealing how he plans to restart the business, first by renaming the company after himself.
The third phase of this film focuses on his complete evolution. We now see Ferrari creating and racing cars under his name. He battles with the previous company he worked for and we see him form a reputable brand. During this time we see him increasingly place in competitions and this finally concludes with beating his old employer and rival, Alfa Romeo.
My plot is the birth and life of Ferrari: we don’t need to see his slow downfall afterwards and we certainly don’t need to see an in depth look at his various romantic relationships. I wrote this garbage plot from a brief look at his Wikipedia article while chain smoking filterless cigarettes and it’s ten times better than what those garbage Zionists in Hollywood wrote.
You’ll probably enjoy the movie for the same reason we enjoy most movies of this caliber. The acting was good, the cinematography was great and they manage to not screw up the audio. It’s as much of a stale high budget movie as one can imagine. It had a terrible plot with quality presentation, enough said.
